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And although she said she didn’t mind if her crack was on my blog, I realize that she was maybe, possibly drinking a little at the time so I gave her an ass-giraffe. Cuz that’s the kinda friend I am. And come on you guys. You have to adore any friend who thinks it’s a great idea when you say “Hey! Do you have a sharpie? I wanna draw on your ass!” That, my friends, is a true friend. Even though she removed it the next morning with acetone. Which I thought was a bit rude, ya know, since it was my artwork. And I told her that I’m pretty sure that she’s now gonna get ass-crack cancer from using acetone down there so to not blame me if that happens. And it’s also probably a pretty good idea to not go trying to light any farts on fire for awhile. At least until that stuff has a chance to air out. Cuz I’m assuming it’s pretty flammable. And I’m also assuming that Kim has a certain amount of beer that would make her attempt such a feat. That is why I love her so.
And also, my sister gave me the best present I have ever received. No offense to everyone else who has ever given me a present. But this? This was magical. AND it holds alcohol:
This is a mustache flask, you guys. And this is what it looks like when you drink from it. Pure. Genius.
And I have a few more tidbits that I’ll share with you guys later. But right now my carpal tunnel is acting up, which I totally blame on Facebook, cuz I have been overwhelmed with friend requests from my super amazing and probably slightly mentally disturbed readers, and just clicking “accept” is a major thing for a person with a totally effed up wrist. Which is one more reason that I want a Finger Monkey. Cuz he could click the hell out of an “accept” button. And hopefully even be trained to type this blog for me. Cuz typing totally effs me up too. But I’d have to really trust him not to try and take it over and make sure he’s only typing what I say. Unless his ideas are better. Which they might be. Cuz Finger Monkeys, they probably have lots of stories to tell. And those are probably stories I wanna hear.
(Beautiful Jason O’Mara photo from tvfanatic.com)
I’m freaking out! But really, what else is new? Only this time I’m freaking out about something besides medical stuff, poop stuff, vaginal stuff, spider stuff, monkey stuff, crow stuff, and whatever other completely ridiculous things I’m usually freaking out about. This time I’m freaking out cuz my new blogger friend Nikki, from Moms Who Drink And Swear, put a link to my blog on her page, and in the span of about 5 seconds I got super-popular-er than I was before. Like, WAY more popular. I not only got about a bazillion hits on my blog, but a kajillion nice emails and a quadrillion new FB friends. I kinda always thought I was an attention whore, but I realize now that when I gets the attention, it kinda freaks me out.
And poor Nikki is still waiting for me to pick her up day before yesterday in my hamburger time machine that I haven’t finished building yet. Sorry, Nikki. Like I said, I need parts. And now you’ve gone and made me so busy answering emails from these amazingly nice people, that I haven’t had time to work on my Time Burger. But don’t worry, I’ll still pick you up day before yesterday. Someday. And we’ll rock the sesame seeds right offa my bun hood.
But for now I’m feeling pressure because I have soooo many more readers than I ever expected, and I don’t wanna bore your pants off. But if by boring you I could actually, literally, make your pants come off, I might wanna do that. Cuz that would be really super awesome. Not that I’m a pervert or anything. I’m not planning to touch your junk (boys) or your secret gardens (girls) if they do come off. I just wanna laugh at you. Although, truth be told, I did touch my road trip friend’s crotch last weekend. But that was harmless. And not lesbiany. And I was just acting something out. And I asked her first. And she said yes. Which is probably not normal of her.
And by the way, I was on a roadtrip last week. Which is why I’ve been MIA. And you know that I love you guys and I tell you almost everything, but The Hub kinda gets irritated when I announce my whereabouts or his out of town-abouts because he is trying to be protective of me getting myself all murdered and crap. Which is very sweet. And also why I didn’t tell you guys I was leaving.
Anyways, a big fat welcome to all my new readers. Thank you for finding my nonsense entertaining. It honestly amazes me that anyone wants to read it. But not as much as it amazes The Hub. He’s been rolling his eyes at my shenanigans for years, and now I have all these really smart, really awesome people who WANT to hear my stupid stories. So, you know, that really gives me some good ammo to use against him if I get the feeling I’m boring him. Which totally happens about a hundred times a day. Unless I’m talking about graphs. If I got all graphy up in here, he’d be all ears. Maybe next time I’m feelin’ frisky, I’ll dim the lights, put on some Oak Ridge Boys, pour some wine, and talk about graphs. Maybe I could get myself some graph underwear. Or a graph bra.

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